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Super-Size Your Sex Appeal
Singer Maria Muldaur assured us "It ain't the meat, it's the motion," but most men remain like Seinfeld's George Costanza, convinced that size matters. Remember the episode in which George, fresh from a dip in a swimming pool, experiences "shrinkage" and is seen naked by Jerry's girlfriend? "I'm sorry," she says, then, after getting a good look at his miniaturized manhood, giggles and says, "I'm really sorry."
If women tend to be obsessed with their weight, men are most often concerned with the size of their slurpie. It's easy to see why. We live in a society that clearly subscribes to the theory that bigger is better. A movie's success is determined by the size of its weekend gross, a TV show lives or dies by the size of its audience, and fast food restaurants invite you to "super-size" your order. A lot of free email providers make similar offers. If you need more storage space, it's available for a fee, a tempting offer if, like me, your inbox is flooded each day by spam promoting products that promise to make a man bigger, better, harder, and hotter.
The same promise is made on cable TV where it's becoming a challenge to avoid the infomercial for Alzare, a product that its manufacturer claims will increase a man's size by 25%. Its makers describe Alzare as "an all natural herbal breakthrough specially formulated to supercharge your sexual health with added size, increased strength, added performance, stamina, and energy." It will, the TV commercial claims, "change your life."
The hosts of the show were obviously chosen for their sex appeal. The lean, dark-haired female half of the duo is dressed in a silky red pajama-like outfit, the top of which is unbuttoned directly above and below her bosom. She's present to inspire lust in the straight male viewer, but her male co-host is likely to make those same men feel insecure. With his handsome face, broad shoulders, and rock-hard chest, he's a poster boy for virility. It's doubtful he would ever have to pop a pill to pump up his privates. He could satisfy his female co-host several times in the same evening and still remain potent enough to flutter the wings of a fairy like me.
For straight men, this stud is the competition, and if you want to compete with him, you'd better place your order for Alzare, and do it fast.
But does size really matter?
For some gay men, the answer is yes. Queers who sneer at men with anything less than a six-incher are known as "size queens," but they are as much a minority as the super-sized studs they seek.
As for me, I believe that Maria Muldaur got it half right. It's the meat and the motion, but there's more to the meat than its size. Shape, angle, and overall appearance are more important, and despite being the symbol of masculinity, the penis is still only one part of a man's whole package.
The stud on the Alzare commercial brings me to a boil and I haven't so much as glimpsed the prize between his thighs. If not for the attributes I can see, I would have little interest in the mystery concealed behind his zipper. It's only after I'm smitten that I want to get a look at a man's love tool. The man who sweeps me off my feet can fly my flag on his pole no matter how high it rises. If his only attribute is between his legs, he had better be a stripper or a porn star, and even then he'd better have more to offer before he can bring me to my knees.
As a gay guy, and a submissive bottom to boot, I've never given much thought to the size of my own equipment. It's other men's equipment that interests me, and size, though often desirable, can actually be a hindrance to sexual pleasure. When a man is inside me, I want to know he's there, but if he's too big, I may not be able to accommodate him, and if I can, our encounter might make me scream in something other than ecstasy.
If you're worried about size, stop worrying. The claims made about products that promise to increase your manhood are dubious at best. What you're born with is probably what you'll have to live with, and what you've got is likely more impressive than you imagine. Even if these products are effective, don't expect them to "change your life." Only you can do that, and the first step is to recognize that your concerns about size are probably connected to a lack of self-esteem. If that's the case, most of your faults are probably not faults at all but excuses you make to delay seeking the happiness that you suspect you don't deserve anyway.
When you change your train of thought, you can change your life. Super-size your sex appeal with a positive attitude. Smile more and spend less time thinking about yourself and more time thinking about the men who interest you. Be the tender, caring, sexy and romantic man that other men want to be with. You may find that, for most men, the size of your heart matters more than the size of the bulge in your briefs.
by Brian W. Fairbanks
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